Afternoon Reception

We thought long and hard about the wording on the invitations, and wanted to take the chance here to fully explain the delights that will await those of you attending the Afternoon Reception.

Immediately after the service, you are welcome to join us at the church for cream tea, cakes and, excitingly, some top notch entertainment. And I'll be making a speech at some point.

We're delighted to to be able to confirm the identity of the first artiste booked to play at the Afternoon Reception.

Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you Mr David Scott




Dave was classically trained by leprechauns in the Himalayas. He has recorded over 300 albums. However, a cartel of record company executives has vowed to ensure that these sonic sensations never see the light of day. The reason? They fear all other artists will retire upon hearing Dave's work.

That's right, Dave Scott is downright dangerous.

Ladies, hold onto your wedding hats.